Do you live on a mysterious Pacific island brimming with smog monsters and confusing plot twists? Do you like to pretend that your newborn child is a crudely constructed manikin made of squirrel bones? Is your infant named Hurley? If so, this Dharma nursery by new parents Monica & Joao should appeal to you immensely.

There are some entertaining embellishments here, such as a heroin-smuggling Virgin Mary statue. If I were decorating, I would wallpaper every inch of this room with the grimacing countenance of Terry O'Quinn, his unblinking gaze silently and judgmentally fortifying my offspring.

See more photos here. [Via The Mary Sue]