Disney Couture Poison Apple Necklace ($100) shows off your willingness to consume unwashed fruit. And this magic mirror spatula ($24) allows you to ponder your fairness while flipping flapjacks.

There are a ton of Etsy shops (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) that cater to the post-medieval look.

A Valar Morghulis ring ($15) for all those fans of pithy sayings à la Westeros.

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