Another day, another distressing story of ninja crime. A new report of stealthy artifice comes out of Greensboro, North Carolina, when a would-be Shinobi attempted to purloin some iPads from an Apple Store last Friday.

Notes My Fox 8:

Greensboro police received a call around 4:43 a.m. after a dark gray or blue Honda crashed into the store. According to police, the man crashed into the store in a burglary attempt. The suspect was dressed in what a witness told 107.5 KZL resembled a ninja suit, drove through the store's plate glass windows early Friday and then ran away without taking anything.

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We've seen an alarming upswing in ninja-related villainy as of late ‚ÄĒ this further corroborates our fears. As for the perpetrator abandoning the car and electronic goods, it's worth noting that even the most powerful ninjas sometimes just walk it off.