Some of you know that I wasn't that enthused by the Smallville finale. And judging from the hate mail I got, some of you found it a profound aesthetic this guy right here.

It's entirely possible that our squealer right here is faking his Smallgasm, but I don't doubt that some folks out there had similar bouts of Stendhal syndrome. Plus, there's such an amusing gulf between his orgiastic outbursts and the show's sheer woodenness.

[The Mary Sue via Nerd Bastards]