In the spirit of such recent Selachimorphae-themed films like Sharktopus, Jaws in Japan, Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws, and the upcoming Untitled 3D Shark Thriller comes Super Shark. What's his shtick? He walks on the Saturday Night Live sketch!

The film is directed by Fred Olen Ray and stars John Schneider (Pa Kent from Smallville, the original Bo Duke), J.J. from Good Times, and a bunch of half-naked ladies screaming about cartilaginous ocean predators. It's marketed as a sharksploitation comedy, but it's unclear if the jokes — or the utter failure of said jokes to produce mirth — will be funny.

[Via Undead Brainspasm]