We've made our love of Gold Key Twilight Zone comics abundantly clear. The comics' twists were abrupt and frequently deranged. In this deliciously absurd strip from 1973's Twilight Zone 50, a rich old codger buys immortality for approximately 15 minutes.

This strip, "Nature Way," was illustrated by Walt Simonson and showcases why waking up in a far off future isn't the best idea. Sure, they may be technologically enlightened, but if you get on their bad side, they'll strap you to a street luge aimed directly at some 27th century pizza kiln. Stay classy, future.

[Via Diversions of the Groovy Kind]