Director Giuliano Carnimeo's 1983 post-apocalyptic flick Exterminators of the Year 3000 may seem like a Mad Max clone at first, but its criminally inept production values elevate it to cult nirvana. Also, it has the most brutal trailer ever made!

Carnimeno fills the flick with needless explosions, dozens of slow-motion car chases right out of Blue Brothers, a synthesized soundtrack that sounds like analog flatulence, and a plucky child sidekick with a cybernetic arm and a pet hamster. Also, the love interests in the film are named "Alien" and "Trash." Really, that's all you need to know.

Here's the preview. It is perhaps the most inexplicably combustible teaser ever committed to film.

If you have the desire to expose your loved ones to the infectious madness that is Exterminators of the Year 3000, you're in luck! The film is out-of-print, but it's found a home on cyberspace. Here's the opening: