In tonight's National Geographic special Sizing Up Sperm, the act of conception is re-imagined as an insane, dystopian game show replete with booby traps, gangs of killer leukocytes, and 250 million pushy contestants.

As you can see from the below photos, the production team of Sizing Up Sperm has transformed spermatozoa into white-suited drones straight out of THX 1138. Also check out the creepy masked leukocytes, who seem straight of Zardoz. We presume this special has a happy ending and not millions of writhing white-suits choking to death on a giant prophylactic force field.

Sizing Up Sperm airs on the National Geographic channel tonight at 9 PM.

[via Dark Roasted Blend]