A new crop of Iron Man 2 costumes are on sale, including the Ironmanette dancer get-up, a trash bag-wearing, rocket-wielding War Machine, and Tony Stark's glue-on facial hair. This Halloween could be terrifying.

The costumes are from the makers of the sexy Cobra Commander, Costume Craze. And we applaud them on their continual effort to sexify every genre character under the sun, but challenge them to go further. "Sexy" Admiral Ackbar — make it happen, people.