It's the age of the crotchbomber, and we need to gird our loins against terror. That's why you'll want to put on this amazing skirt with Gizmo's face on it. As long as he doesn't go gremlin, you're protected!
With a $2100 price tag, you won't be bringing this pet home any time soon. But there's still something awesome about the idea of wearing the little guy from Gremlins on your skirt, even though he does make an odd protuberance. Designer Brian Lichtenberg recommends pairing the skirt with that weird t-shirt with the pyramids sewn into the shoulders. So you can have Stargate spaceships on your shoulders and 1980s mini-monsters on your crotch. Sounds like the perfect outfit to me.