Battling the G.I. Joes requires cunning, tenacity, and the proper footwear. Fortunately, Nike is offering a trio of sneakers that let you declare your allegiance to Cobra while providing excellent traction and arch support.

After releasing three sets of Transformers II-themed shoes earlier this summer, Nike is planning to release these sneakers, each based on a villainous member of Combra Command: the Alphalution Supreme for Cobra Commander, the Sharkalaid for Storm Shadow, and the black, red, and silver Hyperize for Destro. But evil doesn't come cheap; the sneakers start at $159.99.

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