Because, sometimes, all science needs to do to prove its worth is create the ideal way of freaking your insect-phobic friends out, may we introduce the Remote-Control Flying Cockroach. I may be grossed out.

The product is available from Gizmine, who explain its existence thusly:

We offer very popular, authentic USB sushi drives for people who don't conveniently live in Tokyo, and we offer this product for people who don't live in New York. The remote control also acts as a docking station, allowing you to charge the insect. A 30 minute charge yields five minutes of flying.

Yes, that's right; the cockroach's life may be short, but if you time it right, its effect will be remembered in horrific nightmares for years to come.

RC Flying Cockroach [GizMine]