The only thing funnier than a good whack to the crotch? A good whack to the crotch of an alien. Or a mutant. Or a robot. The comedic possibilities are near endless. After all, some sentient life forms may not keep their genitalia in the same place as humans — or may not have any at all. We've collected some of the silliest — and most anatomically fascinating — assaults to the crotches of non-humans of all kinds, into a music video, for your enjoyment. Because it's Friday, dammit.