Images have come out of a new gaggle of toys that I'm guessing are supposed to be from Frank Miller's movie adaptation of the comic The Spirit, but honestly if it wasn't for the mask, I wouldn't have known who any of these characters were. The whole Spirit gang appears in misshappen non-representational action figure form, which we've collected into a gallery for you, plus one ridiculously over dramatic Spirit bust and The Spirit car keys so when I steal your purse, I'll know you deserved it.
Seriously, have you ever seen a collection of actions figures so less like their movie counterparts? Is that supposed to be Eva Mendes as Sand Saref? If so I cry foul, that looks nothing like her. You can pre-order all of the Mezco Toys at The Corner Store. [via Action Figure]