Who's that little guy gestating inside your chest cavity? Oh look! It's the alien who will doom the human race. Yes, it's the featured tee at teefury - available today only!
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Too bad that's totally not how the Aliens work at all!
Everyone knows that when they gestate inside a host they only mature to the chestburster stage and don't full develop into xenomorphs until after they exit the host.
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