Full-Length Conan the Barbarian Trailer: Tentacle Monsters and Blood Oaths!

What is cheesiest in life? Watching this brand-spanking-new Conan the Barbarian trailer should give you a pretty good idea. Conan can swing a sword so hard, it makes a giant boulder fly. He can withstand a million arrows.

And yes, he can cope with the darkest sorcery, the nastiest dust devils, and what appears to be the giantest tentacle monster in or out of Cimmeria. All this trailer needs is a guy in a fur vest playing an electric guitar, and maybe a giant tiger jumping over a burning monster truck.

Conan the Barbarian 3D chases you to Hell on August 19.

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J.D. Buffington

I now officialy refuse to have anything to do with this. Part of me held out hope for some barbarian goodness, but fast cuts, obvious computer effects, and pronouncing his name like a certain late night show host with red hair are too much for me to handle.