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The best conspiracy rant you'll hear all day: Ray Kurzweil, DMT, and the clockwork elves

According to professional paranoid yelling man Alex Jones, the government's dosing us with DMT because the clockwork elves are conspiring with Satan and the Large Hadron Collider. Given that io9 is staffed entirely by clockwork elves, he's not off-base.


[Via Dose Nation]

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I've never understood what's so bad about a singular world government. Unless it was created by force, I can't see how it would be a bad thing. It would essentially mean we would have gotten over our petty differences and decided to move forward together. I'm not saying it would be the Star Trek utopia, probably more like Babylon 5.