Michael Bay Writes Like a Five Year Old

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Michael Bay promises loads of new robots in his Transformers 2 sequel, promising us they'll be "really unique." You mean more unique than a Xbox 360, a soda vending machine, and a steering wheel transmorgrifying into lame-o- boticons? Just so you don't forget, this movie franchise has already included "unique" robots that piss on people's heads. [ComicBookMovie]

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Annalee Newitz

Transformers was one of the worst scifi movies I've ever seen, but I did love the peeing giant robot.