In doing so, he secured himself what is hands down the greatest golf story ever told, not to mention the record for longest drive in history — which, if calculations are to be believed, could well have exceeded 2.5 miles, with a hangtime of around 70 seconds. How's that for a long drive?
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I maybe understood one in every 10 words he said. Maybe we can try this again one day. Get an HD video of this.