Want to know more about the legend of the skulls featured in the new flick, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Luckily you don't need to watch SciFi Channel's "documentary" about "real life" crystal skulls that apparently exist in places that documentary filmmakers want to visit and go swimming in. You can just read Christopher Braak's astonishing commentary on the movie, complete with important notes about why crystals are retarded, and how all the "experts" consulted for the movie have that bald-ponytail hairstyle. This post is two minutes of pure LOL. [Mayan Crystal Skull Apocalypse via Threat Quality]