Last year's zero-budget movie Days of Darkness is a vital addition to the canon of zombie penis movies, as you'll see from our collection of the grossest parts. The last survivors of a zombie outbreak, holed up in a bunker, discover that the zombies aren't really classic old-school zombies, but rather victims of a sexually transmitted alien parasite, which turns infected women into lustful sex-maniacs so they can infect the men. But the infected men just have their genitalia fall off, rather nastily. Warning: clips are probably NSFW.


You can tell Days of Darkness is a classy, classy film because one of the last survivors of humanity is a pornstar (Marian Tomas Roberts) who specialized in bestiality. Plus her virginal innocent church-going daughter, of course. At one point, Roberts shouts at a man, "You know, I've fucked nicer animals than you!" and then rushes to cover her daughter's ears and say, "You didn't hear that, sweetie." Later, she confesses (in front of her daughter), "After my last horse, I decided I'd had enough." And so did we. Our little clip selection includes our hero taking a zombie penis he collected earlier out of his pocket, an examination of the penis-less zombie, and then the pornstar's virginal daughter seducing a fundamentalist preacher and attacking his penis with her alien parasite attachment. Good times!