The net is all abuzz with the rumor that Tyler Perry will be appearing as the head of Starfleet who threatens to boot Kirk out for messing with the Kobayashi Maru test in J.J. Abrams' Star Trek reboot, proving that these Star Trek news items are way past warp nine. You could release the catering menu from this movie on the web and people would go nuts deciphering story points from it. "Ooooohhh, they're having cashew nut chicken on Saturday! That's obviously a reference to the episode 'Wolf in the Fold' from The Original Series!"