Must-see movies are futuristic classics that shouldn't be missed. Of course, not every must-see is perfect. That's why we've rated them 1-5 on the patented "crunchy goodness" scale. Written by Jason Shankel.
Title: Mad Max II (aka The Road Warrior)
Vitals: In the post-apocalypse, Mad Mel reluctantly helps a group of whiny, liberal survivors outrun the Humungous and his gang of bi-curious mutant bikers.
Famous names: Mel Gibson
Crunchy goodness: rate 5
Sights you'll never unsee: You really don't have anything to wear under those chaps? Really?
Life lesson: Never help people. You'll lose your car and your dog.
Deadliest spoiler: The juice, the precious juice, was hidden in the school bus. Apparently, Mad Mel couldn't be trusted with this information.