The Ultimate Proof That Obi-Wan Kenobi Is A Lying Jerkface

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Everybody knows that Obi-Wan Kenobi is a lying, deceitful bastard. But you probably didn’t fully contemplate just what an untrustworthy git he really is. This fake Star Wars “deleted scene,” from the Canadian comedy series The Irrelevant Show, clears a lot of things up.

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[The Irrelevant Show, h/t Danny]


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lostengineer
lostEngineer

To be fair to Obiwan, the euphemism “A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.” makes a much better story then.

Your dad and me, Besties! Then the boss fired his apprentice, then declined his President ordered promotion. So Ani losses his Shiz, murders the children, kills his coworkers, and chokes his wife. I tried to talk sense into him, but he pulled his shiv on me. So I beat him down, cut on him and left him in a volcano to roast. Yeah, good times.