If you've somehow dismissed Afterlife with Archie as "America's Favorite Teenagers" finally getting around to "America's Favorite Apocalyptic-Inducing Monsters, " you're wrong. It's more Walking Dead than Scooby Doo, but without TWD's gruesome need to constantly outdo its own violence.
The fact that it's the Archie gang — who deal with the sudden return of the dead with the appropriate amount of horror, despair, but also intelligence — actually makes the story more compelling. Zombies shouldn't happen to Archie. Archie shouldn't have to use a baseball bat to beat h— you know, I'll leave it there. But if you're at all in the mood for a well-told horror comic, the first volume of Afterlife with Archie comes out tomorrow.
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• New 52: Future's End #5: Mr. Terrific reveals his newest invention, not realizing it's going to be responsible for humanity's destruction.
• Batman '66 Meets The Green Hornet #1: The sequel to the 48-year-old TV special. Man, I never expected to be able to write this sentence.
• Other releases: Action Comics #32, Aquaman and the Other #3, Batman Eternal #9, Batwing #32, Earth 2 #24, Green Arrow #32, Green Lantern #32, Hinterkind #8, Justice League 3000 #7, Looney Tunes #219, The Phantom Stranger #20, Swamp Thing #32, Tiny Titans: Return to the Treehouse #1, The Vampire Diaries #6, The Wake #9.
• The X-Files: Art Gallery #1: "New portraits of all your favorite X-Files agents, aliens, shadowy figures, and friends and enemies, all rendered by the dynamic hands of a wide array of talented artists."
• Other releases: GI Joe: A Real American Hero #203, Judge Dredd: Mega-City Two #5, The Maxx Maxximized #8, TMNT #34.
• Rise of the Magi #1: In a world where all magic in the universe is contained in a small sphere, a young man suddenly discovers the sphere has a crack in it.
• Superannuated Man #1: The last man on Earth annoys the mutant animals that now rule the land.
• Other releases: '68: Rule of War #3, Burn the Orphanage: Reign of Terror #2, Clone #17, The Darkness: Close Your Eyes, Dream Police #2, Five Ghosts #12, Five Weapons #9, Great Pacific #15, Madame Frankenstein #2, Nailbiter #2, One Hit Wonder #3, Spawn #244, Witchblade #175.
• Original Sin #3: The mastermind is revealed as the Winter Soldier's team discovers another murder.
• Moon Knight #4: "Moon Knight goes somewhere even more messed up than his own mind."
• Painkiller Jane: 22 Brides #1: Jane teams up with a group of assassins to take out a bunch of terrorists in NYC.
• Other releases: All New X-Factor #9, Amazing X-Men #8, Amazing X-Men Annual #1, Avengers World #7, Captain America #21, Cyclops #2, Iron Fist: The Living Weapon #3, Iron Man #27, Loki: Agent of Asgard #5, Magneto #5, Miles Morales: Ultimate Spider-Man #2, Miracleman #7, New Warriors #5, The Punisher #6, The Superior Foes of Spider-Man #12.
• Big Trouble in Little China #1: Jack Burton is back in this series that picks up immediately after the cult classic movie ends.
• Princess Ugg #1: A barbarian princess brings a bit of culture shock to the normally prim Princess Academy.
• Other releases: 32-Bit Zombie, Adventure Time: Flip Side #6, Battlestar Galactica #12, Black Bat #11, Caliban #3, Captain Action CAT #2, Chaos #2, Crossed Badlands #50, Doc Savage #6, The Dresden Files: War Cry #1, GFT Godstorm: Age of Darkness, Grimm Fairy Tales #98, Ghost Wolf #2, God Is Dead #7, Jirni #1, John Carpenter's Asylum #6, Knights of the Dinner Table #208, New Vampirella #1, Quantum & Woody #11, Rai #2, Revelations #6, Rogues #2: Cold Ship, Scratch9: Cat of Nine Worlds #1, Simpsons Illustrated #11, Suicide Risk #14, Woods #2.
• Toshiro: A clockwork samurai must protect the earth from a giant zombified squid from another dimension.
• Other releases: Dragon Age: Library Edition Vol. 1, Mass Effect: Foundation Vol. 2, Nexus Omnibus Vol. 5.
• Swamp Thing Vol. 4: Seeder: Swamp Thing runs afoul of both John Constantine and Superman.
• Other releases: Batman & Robin Vol. 4: Requiem for Damian, Batman: Arkham Asylum: Living Hell Deluxe Edition, Before Watchmen: Minutemen/Silk Spectre, Hellblazer Vol. 8: Rake at the Gates of Hell, Stormwatch Vol. 4: Reset.
• Samurai Jack Vol. 1: A relic called the Rope of Eons may be Jack's ticket home.
• Other releases: GI Joe: Origins Omnibus Vol. 1, TMNT Vol. 8: Northampton.
• Morning Glories Vol. 7: The Truants return to class.
• Other releases: Protectors Inc. Vol. 1, The Walking Dead: Spanish Edition Vol. 4.
• Wolverine and the X-Men by Jason Aaron Omnibus: Perpetual loner Wolverine starts his own school for mutants, but his students make the original class of X-Men look tame.
• Other releases: Indestructible Hulk Vol. 4: Humanity Bomb, Inhumanity, Nova Classic Vol. 3, Punisher Max by Jason Aaron Omnibus, Uncanny Avengers Vol. 2: Apocalypse Twins.
• Afterlife with Archie: Vol. 1: Escape from Riverdale: When one of Sabrina's spells goes wrong, the undead storm Riverdale, and no one is safe. Seriously. Like, "this comic contains graphic violence" unsafe.
• The Forgotten Man: A New History of the Great Depression: An illustrated edition of Amity Shlaes' #1 New York Times bestseller about America's devastating economic crisis.
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