From re-imagining James Bonds' retirement plan (to make and market his own line of artisan sorbets, naturally) to finally giving us the Robocop reboot that we really want to see, these fake movie posters are all perfect.

Settle in with some popcorn and wait for the release dates to come rolling out.

Top image and Star Trek: Runaway Elephant: Smallbrainfield; Mean Lokis, LizTaylorsEarrings; Robocop, fie; The Muppets Presents Captain America Angrier Geek; Ferris Bueller's Day of the Dead, Lars K Tennyson; The Muppets Take Manhattan, machined; Big Footloose, Guy Edwards