So Ridley Scott decided to cast a dude named Christian to play Jewish superhero Moses in his movie Exodus: Gods and Kings. But if this trailer is any indication, at least the movie won't be deviating from the original book when it comes to showing us the ten badass plagues.
Anybody who has ever been to a Passover dinner knows about the plagues: they include hail, locusts, frogs, boils, rains of blood, etc. There's even an angel of death who kills babies. We're going to get all of that and more in this flick, including Christian Bale in eyeliner fighting the Mummy. If this movie doesn't become a cult classic, I'll guzzle down an entire jar of horseradish with my charoset next year.