While we all agree that it's awesome that Game of Thrones has a shockingly wonderful TV adaptation, it can be a little difficult hearing everybody fawn over the HBO show when you read A Game of Thrones way back in 1996. The Axis of Awesome knows how you feel, and has penned this amazing little ditty in sympathy.
Two warnings: 1) it starts a bit slow, but picks up wonderfully, and 2) there is a touch of man-ass at the end, meaning it may be NSFW depending on your workplace's tolerance of man-ass. It also contains graphic images of George R.R. Martin eating a baby, but I think we all agree that's perfectly acceptable to see anywhere.
[Via Gamma Squad]