Do you like E.T. ? Do you enjoy aliens who try to abduct young children and look like scrotums? Do you hate yourself with the passion of a thousand dying suns? Then you might want to order yourself NECA's new 1:1-scale E.T. replica! This puppet stands nearly three feet tall, can be pre-ordered for $250, and has an extended index finger on its right hand, for all your "bad touch" needs!

OH GOD THE EYES THE EYES THEY WON'T CLOSE THEY STARE INTO MY VERY SOUL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA