These people will learn why King Midas’ corpse is the ultimate weaponRob Bricken12/17/13 5:45pmFiled to: comics we craveboomidwdark horsemarveldcimagecomicslocke & keymidas fleshryan north161EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink Three space travelers arrive at the long abandoned planet Earth only to discover the entire planet turned to gold. Then they discover the corpse of King Midas, whose powers remain. It's a bizarre tale only Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics and the amazing Adventure Time comics could do! Or would, probably! Advertisement And yes, that is a Utahraptor in an astronaut outfit.New Issues Dark Horse: Advertisement Ghost #1: The sexy, supernatural superheroine protects Chicago from demons in her new series, written by Captain Marvel's Kelly Sue DeConnick. Star Wars: Darth Vader and the Cry of Shadows #1: A Clone Trooper, who was abandoned by a Jedi general during the Clone Wars, devotes himself to Darth Vader. 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Other releases: Astonishing Spider-Man Vol. 12: Unmasked, Deadpool Classic Vol. 9, Marvel Masterworks: The Atlas Era: Strange Tales Vol. 6, Marvel Masterworks: Golden Age Marvel Comics Vol. 2, Spider-Man: Gathering of Five, Venom: the Land Where Killers Dwell, X-Factors Vol. 21: The End of X-Factor.Other: Advertisement Advertisement A Boy and a Girl: A boy meets a girl at a party and falls in love with her, but there are two catches: 1) She's leaving town the next day, and 2) she's a robot. Check out our 10-page preview here! Jennifer Blood: First Blood: The lost years between Jennifer's parents' death and how she turned herself into an efficient killing machine bent on revenge. • Classic Phantom Lady Boxed Set #1: A collection of the scantily clad 1940s superheroine's greatest crime-fighting adventures. Other releases: ACG Collectors Pack, Are you Alice? Vol. 3, Asterix and the Picts, Awkward Silence Vol. 4,Battlefields Vol. 8, Bloody Cross Vol. 1, Buck Rogers on the 25th Century 1979-81, Con Job, Dark Hunters: Infinity Vol. 2, Devil and Her Love Song Vol. 12, Disney Fairies Vol. 13, Dorohedoro Vol. 11, Evil Ernie Vol. 1: the Origin of Evil, The Fairy Tales of Oscar Wilde Vol. 2, Harvey Horror's Collected Works: Black Cat Mystery Vol. 2, Infomaniacs, Itsuwaribito Vol. 10, Largo Winch Vol. 8: Shadow, the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Vol. 17, Mobile Suit Gundam: Origin Vol. 4, No. 6 Vol. 4, Pandora Hearts Vol. 19, Puella Magi Kazumi Magica Vol. 3, Real Vol. 2, The Slaine Books od Scars: 30th Anniversary Edition, Summer Wars Part 2, Sunshine Sketch Vol. 7, Toriko Vol.19, Until Death Do Us Part Vol. 5, Valiant Masters: Rai Vol. 1, Vampirella Archives Vol. 8, Voltron Vol. 2: Ten Lions, Warriors: Jailbreak.As usual, here's the list of everything being released to comic stores tomorrow, and you can find your nearest comic retailer here.