I don’t want to sound hyperbolic, but this trailer for Dreamworks’ CG Trolls movie is the worst thing I have ever personally seen.

It is painfully unfunny and excruciating unoriginal. It is soulless and joyless. It screams “HERE IS AN OBESE CARTOON CHARACTER TWERKING, AND THAT IS ALL YOU PATHETIC GARBAGE PEOPLE DESERVE.” It not only makes me want to kill myself, but it makes me want to murder others in order to spare them from the agony of accidentally seeing this abhorrent negation of entertainment at some point in the future.

So, here it is! Enjoy.

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