The Last Jedi Now Has a Hilarious Unofficial Theme Song by Mountain Goats' John DarnielleEvan Narcisse1/30/17 11:30amFiled to: Star WarsStar Wars: The Last JediStar Wars: Episode VIIIMountain GoatsRian Johnson97EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkEver since Episode VIII of the Star Wars saga got a real title, folks have been wondering who the titular “Last Jedi” might be. According to a little ditty cooked up by the film’s director Rian Johnson and Mountain Goats lead singer John Darnielle, he’s the one who eats the bones of all the other Jedi. Well, of course.AdvertisementToday on Twitter, Johnson shared a track that Darnielle recorded as a silly goof, a tune that imagines a young padawan being told about the Last Jedi.As someone who did a whole album about pro wrestling and wrote a novel about a reclusive role-playing game designer, Darnielle’s no stranger to geeky passions. The Last Jedi in the song sounds like the kind of boogeyman that wannabe lightsaber-wielders would cook up to scare each other while telling tales around a campfire. Kylo Ren, however, probably thinks he’s real and wants to be his best friend.Jedi Bones: A Great Source of CalciumWhat the Hell Is the Opening Crawl for The Last Jedi Going to Be? What If Star Wars Was Resolved Without War?You've Been Wrong About Where the Death Star Trench Was for Your Entire LifeEvan Narcisseevan.firstname.lastname@example.org@evnarc Video games. Comic books. Blackness.