Have you ever dreamt of sharing your boudoir with a pasty teenage bloodsucker...or Teen Wolf? Your innermost fantasies are now a reality thanks to these Twilight "manllows" on Etsy. Bonus: they're from the torso up, so everything stays thematically PG-rated!
Is there anything creepier than sex toys inspired by the pasty cast of Twilight? Behold the cold sparkle Vamp dildo. I shudder to think of the werewolf line. And no it is most definitely NSFW.
With scenes from Avatar and New Moon screening today, it's no surprise that the line to get into SDCC's screening room was littered with tents and sleeping bags. We learned the secrets of extreme line-waiting from the folks in front.
This week in odd Twilight crap that should never have been made: vampire candy. Sweethearts has churned out "Forbidden Fruits" - yes, that's right: heart-shaped candy that remind you not to screw a vampire.
This is what happens when you create a book/movie about teens sexually suppressing themselves whilst whimpering and dry-humping their brains out. All that pent-up emotion has turned fans into violent, horny Twihards.