Do you spend all day spying and "rendering" people for cash? Then you might want to consider sporting an item from this amazing new Blue Force Gear tie collection, made from "tactical nylon" — so perhaps they can double as an on-the-fly garrote?
If you're ever stuck flying an Apollo Program module, you'd better hope you're wearing this necktie, which is silk-screened with schematics from NASA's newly declassified Apollo Operations Handbook. It's just one entrant in NASA's new contest, in partnership with Etsy.com.
If you're the kind of person who has to wear a tie to work, but also wants to send a message about dripping blood and the onset of armageddon, then we have a nerd fashion treat for you.