The Watch might be the dumbest alien invasion movie ever, and that's okayCharlie Jane Anders7/27/12 12:00pm711EditInvite manuallyPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkSuburbia. The wasteland of the American soul. The thin Astroturf covering the bottomless pit of consumerism and conformity. The trash compactor of the mind. The suburban jungle devours masculinity, leaving behind only enough manly vigor for the endless task of lawn care. Etc. etc.