...don't mess with Solo. or his wife. you son of a bitch.
Seriously, these are the only things we want to wear, ever. See Finn and Jake — and the Ice King and Flame Princess! — a whole new way, and sport them on your chest. Including a brilliant Star Wars/Adventure Time mashup.
We all want cool new tees to wear for the holidays, so it's a perfect time to give a beautiful and/or weird fashion statement to your favorite people. Here are are some of our favorites this season.
This is my new favorite kitten tee, after the one I already have with Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys saying, "A dope trailer is no place for a kitty!" Freddy Kruger is covered in kitties, and tells us that we are ALL HIS KITTENS NOW.
Looking for the perfect sleazy geek tee to wear on your next sexy away mission? We've got you (mostly) covered.
These are the jazziest Star Trek T-shirts we've seen in ages. Especially the collection of classic Gold Key Trek comics covers.
Do you have a Star Trek t-shirt design you've been dying to create? Now you can enter the ThinkGeek and HerUniverse contest for best Star Trek tee design — winners get cash, and the design will be turned into a gorgeous tee! More details about the contest on ThinkGeek.
It's time for the weekend, and that means putting on your best party t-shirts to wow the world with your sophisticated tastes. And we've got two tees for you right here: one for you ninja bunnies and one for the tourists who are ready to visit Neptune's moon Triton.
One is an Icelandic band who sings in a made up language. The other is an Icelandic-filming TV series that also sometimes sings in a made-up language. Never were two creations more right for each other. The band Sigur Rós will be making an appearance on Game of Thrones. Excellent.
Must restrain from buying all the t-shirts.
Amorphia Apparel has a new line of geeky t-shirts that combine history with science to bring you . . . sports leagues? That's right. All the best teams, from the Copernican Revolution and Tesla Lightning to the Survivors of the Cretaceous are represented here. With adorable logos.
Nothing says awesome more than a picture of Nikola Tesla with a lightning gun and a pigeon. It's the ultimate mad science statement, and it's only $6.
Feeling as though you're trapped in a world that hates and fears you for your amazing abilities? You can show your mutant pride by wearing one of these new contest-winning X-Men T-shirt designs from We Love Fine. Chosen by a panel of judges including famed X-scribe Chris Claremont.
Over at the aptly-named Pussies on Parade, they've got this adorable and slightly demented t-shirt called "One to Beam Up." Love the kitty communicator pin.
What's the best possible item you can get for yourself, your friends and family, the geeky kid down the block, and your 8-legged sparkleflax from Venus? An io9 t-shirt of course! We've got four awesome designs to choose from, created by io9's own Steph Fox and available only at 604Republic.Everything that we…
In the musical Game of Thrones, you either top the charts or you die. Designer IG-HateyHate blends bands with Game of Thrones characters to give us logo t-shirts for King Slayer, Ironborn, and, of course, Greyjoy Division.
On January 1, our glorious io9 turns 5! That's right, it was only a short five years ago, in 2075, that we launched this portal to tomorrow. And now our amazing designer, Steph Fox, has created four awesomely gorgeous io9 t-shirt designs, available exclusively from 604Republic, so you can get started celebrating…
You're supposed to dress up in your classiest duds for the holidays, which is why we're here to help you find the season's swankest t-shirts. You know you want them — and you want to give them to your friends, too. Here are 16 gorgeous, silly, and just plain awesome tees that will impress everybody this holiday…
If you love Stephen King's Dark Tower novels, this tee is the best possible way to celebrate the lengthening days of autumn. In rich orange and blood red, it manages to be mystical and cool in a way that doesn't require anyone to recognize the Gunslinger to appreciate your sartorial choice. Only available for a few…