My name is lightninglouie, and I have an addiction.
Thirty-four years ago, at the launch of Ted Turner's Cable News Network, the founder made a grandiose and specific promise about his newly created round-the-clock operation. "Barring satellite problems, we won't be signing off until the world ends," Turner declared. And in anticipation, he prepared a final video…
MC Frontalot's song "Spoiler Alert" is all about giving away the plot to your favorite movies (and real life), so it's hilarious that the song's brilliant video is spoiler-proof. There's no way to explain this story of bears with jetpacks.
Star Wars: Luke Skywalker's Amazing Story looks innocent enough — an easy-reader take on the Star Wars saga — but inside these pages is the father of all spoilers. Literally.
So now we know the identity of the Final Cylon, but while it was a surprise, it was also a somewhat anti-climactic reveal that I feel weirdly ambivalent about. I kinda wish I'd been spoiled.