In the ruins of civilization, roller-skating nuns worship a glowing smiley-face and heal each other with magic knives and the holy hot tub. For my money, Roller Blade is the most wonderful/awful post-apocalyptic movie of all time. NSFW clip below.
In 9, deadly machines wipe out the human race and the only creatures left alive are... ragdolls? Okay. But those hempen freedom-fighters aren't necessarily the weirdest people to survive the apocalypse. Here are the top 10 most unlikely apocalyptic survivors.
Who runs Tiretown? Sex workers run Tiretown! At least, that's how it looks in this awesome clip from Solarbabies, the movie about skating orphans who rescue a magical orb from The Man. The hookers of this wasteland outpost will tie you up, if you've got enough money. Or they'll spend a few hours giving you tips on how…