Vampires are dark mysterious creatures of the night — and their biggest weakness isn't sunlight or wooden stakes, it's straight-up comedy. Over the years, people have tried many times to create vampire spoofs, culminating in this week's epic flop Vampire Academy. Here are the 10 most tragic vampire comedies ever made.
In the annals of questions you didn't really need answered, we shall now include the following, from Brit comedy Lesbian Vampire Killers: What happens to breast implants inside an exploding vampire?
What if Edward Cullen had a change of heart about his "we can't do the nasty, or I'll kill you" stance? Also the ladies of LVK teach Twilight how to make a proper music video.
This week, watch as a poor little lady is feasted upon by a pack of lesbian vampires and take a look at the gorgeous trailer to Stolen Planet where astronauts fight with lightsaber whips.
What can you say about the British horror/comedy Lesbian Vampire Killers? It appears to be funny, and stuffed to the brim with hot, half dressed vampire chicks. Meet them all, in this new featurette.
Oh, Lesbian Vampire Killers - we've loved your concept from day one, and now you bring a trailer with quality humor. Thank you for remembering those who love the crass and the clever combined.
I ask you: if there was really an infestation of hot lesbian vampires, what kind of dick would try kill them off? They're probably not bothering anyone. I mean, so what if they're slaughtering all the men and forcing women to join their lesbionic society?