The most successful - and non-violent - version of Spider-Man gets his just deserts in the current Spider-Verse storyline. Man, they meant it when they said "every Spider-Man ever"!
In the glory days, when Twinkies were plentiful and fruit pies weren't on the endangered species list, superheroes her eager spokespeople for Hostess products, hawking the wonders of Chocodiles and Donettes from the pages of comic books. But Neil Gaiman's gloomy Dream and the rest of his Endless siblings from Sandman…
While the world waits to hear the ultimate fate of Hostess and its flagship snack food, this solitary Twinkie sat quietly in its case, possibly mulling over its 36 years of unwrapped existence. Behold the miracle of chemical preservatives.