Just this silly little mouse pad. That's all nothing else. Well...
Do you like the Transformers? Do you like robbing convenience stores? Then you'll love these insane Transformers trucker hats, which for some reason feature masks allowing you to... uh... rob convenience stores. Seriously, this is the only conceivable reason someone would willingly wear these.
More than any other creature, the bunny needs ninja skills. And you can celebrate this fact with a bunny ninja fleece hat from Bunnywarez. It covers your face, but gives you the floppy ears you've always wanted. In stealthy black, of course.
If you plan on spending your winter months battling Decepticons, take a gander at this crocheted Optimus Prime beanie. It won't let you transform into a truck, but it will keep your face warm.
This is MIT student Tyler Christensen's Tesla coil hat, which — in the name of sheer comedy — he programmed to play the theme from Mortal Kombat (recently) and Harry Potter. Sadly, strapping a Tesla coil to one's head isn't always the best idea — the hat blew up before he could show it off on Halloween.
Are you ready to hear the Indiana Jones theme song one more time? Indy's co-star from the Crystal Skulls says Spielberg is gearing up for another Indy — which explains why they changed Crystal Skull's original ending. We explain below.
OK, it's not really a hat, just a late-1960s "differential multidetector" that used radioisotopes to diagnose (and maybe cause a few) brain tumors. But I swear the eccentric hat junkie Isabella Blow once wore something exactly like it to Ascot.
From The Atom at Work: How Nuclear Power Can Benefit Man (1968), by C.B.…