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Move over Van Helsing, there's a new terrible fairy tale flick in town — Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton's completely stupid Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters action movie looks amazing. Why? Because at one point witches fly through trip wire and cut their bodies in half, Gretel gets into a fistfight, and then someone brings out some sort of old-timey machine gun to shoot down the witches.…