Do you hate geese? Of course you do. Fear not, because the GOOSINATOR is here to save the day.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: swans, geese, and other large waterfowl are not to be trifled with — especially when they're defending a nest. According to the BBC:
The year 1638 saw the publication of The Man in the Moone by English bishop Francis Godwin. In this utopian fantasy tale, humans travel to the Moon by harnessing a flock of specially trained, especially hearty geese, vacuum of space be damned.
There are few things more disturbing in the natural world than waterfowl reproduction. This video tutorial on how to procure semen from a grey goose only adds to my waxing apprehension of all things Anatidae. A hearty thanks goes out to Improbable Research for teaching us that geese are a David Cronenberg flick…