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Revolution teaches the most important lesson of all: Shoot first, ask questions some other time

Seriously. Has there ever been a gang that was slower on the trigger than the people on Revolution? There were so many moments during last night's midseason finale when I just wanted somebody to stop waving a gun around and actually pull the trigger. I know there's a bullet shortage due to the Blackout — but bullets…

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On Revolution, the answer to every problem is to let the kids die. Especially the whiny ones.

Last night's episode of Revolution was pretty action packed, and as far as I could tell, there were two major themes: 1) Kids are a liability. They will screw you up every damn time, and if left to their own devices will do a half-assed reenactment of the Star Trek episode "Miri." 2) Power corrupts, including the…

Revolution: After the power goes out, our main energy source will be passive-aggressiveness

One reason to be excited for Revolution was the fact that it's a post-apocalyptic show with a fairly upbeat tone. The future is a mess, people are enslaved, the penalty for having an American flag is death, and so on. But we're going on adventures and wisecracking and having sword-fights all over the place, like Star…