Because it's Friday, and that's just how we do. (Warning: uncensored quadriphallus below the fold.)
Hey, you. You like sex, don't you? Of course you do. Weird sex? Kinky sex? Sure. You're probably all over that shit. But we bet your love life is still straight up Albertson's brand reduced fat vanilla compared to the fully loaded nookie-sundae that is sex in the animal kingdom.