I refuse to believe Dario Argento wrote and directed this film. I refuse to believe that the director of some of the greatest horror films ever — Suspiria, Opera, Phenomena — could ever make a movie as awful as Dracula 3D. So if you're a fan of truly bad movies, this is going to be your favorite Argento ever.
Has director Dario Argento, the beautiful brain behind Suspiria, lost his touch? An unfinished sales trailer for his latest movie, Dracula 3D, is out — and it has us both horrified and excited. Horrified, because we didn't expect such flat-out cheesiness from Argento. But excited, because it has a man fighting a…
Watch as Frankenstein tortures a delivery girl with a blender-headed monster! It reminds us of the glory days of The Ren & Stimpy Show, only slightly less disturbing.