Via The Trials and Tribulations of Needle The Weedle comes a form of public chastisement we can get behind: d20 shaming.
Some dragons hoard gold and gems, but Becca Golins' tiny sculpted dragons guard a different treasure: gaming dice.
You're trying to finish a smuggling run and drop a load of spice in the Taanab system when a heavily armed ship shows up on your tail. Is it that bounty hunter Bossk, a Hutt crime lord, or maybe even a Dark Jedi? Now that your gamemaster owns Threats of the Galaxy, it could be any of them. Crap.