You've seen our take on the 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products and we've got one more for the pile. Unlike your immortal love, your money is disposable — so go blow it on an Edward Volvo.
The Twilight saga continues, and we have new clips from the vampire-war film Eclipse. Edward Cullen loses his undead mind at the muscled werewolf Jacob. Why? We'll let the wolf tell you. Plus more Cullen drama between the ladies.
Try as we may, we're still not scared of Dakota's Fanning's pain powers in Twilight. Will the third installment, Eclipse, finally give her some horror edge? If they keep putting her in Palpatine robes and makeup, yes. Watch her clip.
The Cullens wield their vampire power of matching outfits. Rallying for a woody melee is no reason to miss an opportunity to fall into the Forks' Gap. New images from Twilight's Eclipse mean it's time to play Caption This!
No vampire could be as terrifying as the worst merchandise tying in with the Twilight phenomenon. To help you collect holiday gag gifts that will horrify your friends, we've gathered the craziest and most ridiculous Twi-crap in existence.