Our vampire glut continues with Vampire's Assistant, which replaces fangs with fingernails and gives vampires "healing spit" powers. The good parts are enchanting, but the copious bad parts will leave a "bad blood" taste in your mouth. Spoilers ahead...
We're actually very excited about John C. Reilly as the vampire ringmaster in the movie of the Cirque du Freak novels. First, he can act. And second, the movie's not just limited to vampires, there's a whole mess of freaks.
Can these zoomy undead kids perk your vampire fetish? The first clip from the traveling-freak-circus film The Vampire's Assistant, with a bearded Salma Hayek and John C. Reily as vampire ringleader, pins teen vamp against vamp, with hot streak-effect action.
A monster from Big Man Japan is giving us the old eye-testicle wink, and we're lovin' it. The LA Times has a spread of new movie pics out, and we've picked the best.