Illustration by Jim Cooke

It’s a good idea to make sure your affairs are in order before beaming down to a mysterious new planet wearing a red Starfleet uniform, but what if you were wearing a pre-damaged uniform first? Maybe whatever aggressive alien race you were about to face would assume you’d already been phasered to death, and leave you alone.


It’s worth a shot, especially since this pre-blasted Star Trek Redshirt tee can be had for just shy of $34.

[Stylin Online via Wil Wheaton]